If you’re in the mood for something flaky, salty and greasy that might make you feel ill if over-consumed, you’re in the right place – and we’re not talking about Boris Johnson’s new book. This week’s coolsh*t is bringing you sausage roll civil wars, Black Friday bananas, and an Erling Christmas present. But health is wealth, so we’re also paying tribute to a man running into the history books... ouch.