Team US-Slay.
If you’re interested in people running really fast, jumping really high, throwing shit really far or… err… ping pong… then you must have enjoyed the first week of the Olympics. But have you been formally introduced to Team USA by Ms. Beyonce Knowles? Probably not, because for some reason the video was released a couple days after the games began. I suppose Americans have quite a lot on their plates at the minute. That isn’t an obesity joke.
Sporting red, white, blue and custom Thom Browne, Beyonce made a rare appearance in the realm of corporeality to announce the athletes who will be representing this ‘big, bold, beautiful, complicated nation’ – featuring appearances from the likes of Kevin Durant, Noah Lyles and Simon Biles, who was apparently feeling up to it on that day.
‘Complicated’ feels needlessly nuanced. Can’t we just go back to when America thought it was the absolute tits and apologised for nothing? That was way more fun. More of this, please.
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